WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT SAN DIEGO

Saturday, September 24, 2005

1. It's like 72 degrees all the time.
2. It's approximately 2000 miles from Chicago.
3. There are no gutters on the houses because it does not rain.
4. The Pacific Ocean is cold.
5. You can go to Mexico for the afternoon.
6. It's the nation's 7th biggest city (Chicago is the 3rd largest, and is more than 2x the size of San Diego).
7. Despite the differences in size, San Diego has just as many Corvette dealers and specialty shops as Chicago (14).
8. It has a county fair much like you find in the Midwest, only less stinky animals and more craft stuff.
9. It can't keep a mayor to save its life because of campaign corruption (ah we from Chicago know all about this).
10. It is home to 22 species of bats (OK now I am reaching because we really don't know much).