Wednesday, September 17, 2008
I bet you thought I meant Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears should run for office in this wonderful country - oh no my friend. (though apparently they are nearly qualified)
The grade school is having student council elections. There are wonderful posters all over the school telling what each candidate intends to do for the school if elected. They have wide-ranging platforms such as:
- have more fun
- raise more money
- support the school's values
- give back to the community
- make the school more environmentally friendly
MORE GLITTER. There is no glitter on any of the campaign posters for Obama nor McCain. I believe this is a big mistake. Glitter is eye-catching and if someone has used glitter, you know they took the time to personally make sure the sign is its very glammiest.
BIG PHOTOS OF YOURSELF IN THE 5TH GRADE. Justin and Britney are cute, bright-eyed, and full of the promise of tomorrow. I think photos of Obama and McCain as 5th graders would be very inspiring (though, I am not sure color photography was invented yet when McCain was a kid).
THE HAVE FUN PLATFORM. Does anyone REALLY think these guys are going to help the economy, inspire world peace, or save the planet? OK you don't have to admit it to out loud, but at least to yourself. In lieu of these important jobs that we desperately need done - I do think they can promise to have more fun. There should be more balloon animals and fuzzy pens. I think McCain could corn braid his hair, for example. And Obama could declare cross dressing day or something. You know! Fun!
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