Thursday, October 25, 2007
You can click on the map from yesterday for an update... as you can see, we still be on fire.
Brain booted back up today. Hello brain. Missed ya.
Things are appearing funnier to me. But all through the lens of the fires. For example, I believe Panda Express picked the wrong week to launch their new dish: Crispy Panda Beef. Crispy anything would be bad enough... but crispy name-of-animal name-of-meat...
We also have still more reporters showing up and the news coverage is getting pretty bizarre with all the side stories. Priceless questions: "Has the war in Iraq diminished manpower to this tragedy in the States?" (Anderson Cooper. Answer: uhhhh... no....) and "Are these two fires related to one another?" (Geraldo Rivera, referring to the two fires that merged. Answer: uhhhh... yes....)
The other amazing thing is the number of forces being blamed for these fires. Of course the source of the fires will be investigated... when so much isn't freakin' on fire. Here's my favorite speculation thus far:
- it's the environmentalists' fault for being against wilderness brush cleanup (Glenn Beck)
- it's the homosexual's fault because how long can God stand the radicalized anti-Christian rebels here in California? (James Hartline)
- it's the global warming (multiple sources)
Ahhh people.
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