Friday, September 28, 2007
OK in the couple weeks I have been 43:
- I have bought an anti-aging face cream and wondered if I can apply it to other parts of my body.
- I have discovered that I have grown a 2nd ass. My swimsuit doesn't know what to do with it. When we go to Hawaii in a month, the natives will very likely bring it a burnt offering, assuming it's the spontaneous appearance of a new volcano.
- I have made myself an appointment for an eye exam. I can't see shit.
- I have short term memory loss. For example, I have already forgotten why I thought this post was going to be good.
2 comments:
I thought I was really aging at 43 also. I had no idea what a sense of humor Mother Nature has! Hang on. It gets very interesting.
Great.
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