Tuesday, October 06, 2009
This is hilarious. Describes the pants wearing over here, too.
HE'S THE MAN!
Posted by Michelle Edelman at 8:39 PM
All about our inspired and half crazy decision to move from the Midwest (where we have all lived our whole lives) to San Diego. Where we have spent a collective 200 hours.
This is hilarious. Describes the pants wearing over here, too.
Posted by Michelle Edelman at 8:39 PM
2 comments:
Here are the words for my mom:
I don't take no crap from anybody else but you.
I wear the pants around here when I finish with your laundry.
Cuz I'm a man you don't wanna fight
When I say jump, you say "Yeah, right."
I'm the man of this house until you get home.
What I say goes around here, right out the window.
I don't want to hear a lot of whining, so I'll shut up.
The sooner you learn who's boss around here,
The sooner you can give me my orders, dear!
Because I'm head honcho around here but it's all in my head.
I can have sex anytime that you want.
Because I am a man who has needs, but they're not that important.
Don't expect any flowers from me, because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
Yeah I'm the king of my castle when you're not around.
I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want to get in trouble.
I'll come home when I'm good and ready to sleep on the couch.
Cuz a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do,
And I'm gonna do what you tell me to,
cuz I'm top dog around here but I've been neutered.
Since when did you start posting fiction?
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