CAN'T KEEP 'EM STRAIGHT

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Here is something I really do seriously have to work on. I can't keep the moms straight at the grade school. It's getting me in trouble; I can't just say "hey.... you...." forever. They know my name.

It's too late in the year to be able to legitimately ask theirs.

Still, I can't help it. I stand out! I am a good foot shorter than any of them, brunette, and well - Edelmany. Those of you who share these physical characteristics know what I am talking about.

They are Valley of the Dolls. And what really messes me up is that this year they all managed to get the same haircut! The Jennifer Aniston. It's deadly.

My hope is to attend a function where we must all wear nametags...