Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Becca's self-styled Bay City Rollers hairdo (with her buddy, Sophia, who has a haircut from the current decade) 
Becca's at it again.
We were at a party on Saturday night, and Becca found the cat sheers on their steps. Why were there cat sheers on the steps, you ask? Well. I don't exactly know. All I know is that I should have guessed that Becca had found something Off Limits, because we had not heard a peep from her or anyone who could potentially rat her out, for a good 20 minutes during this party.
At any rate, she decided that it might be a good time for a haircut. So Becca gave herself a mullet. She now looks like one of the Bay City Rollers. (remember them? S-A-TUR-DAY! NIGHT!)
She went to an ENT this week, who pulled a quarter-inch of wax out of each ear. That might explain why she can't hear us sometimes! Becca said "Dee-sgusting!" Apparently even the doctor agreed. Remember when Shrek pulled that ear wax out and made a candle out of it? Well, it's not that far fetched.
She's an oddity, this one.
2 comments:
YOU NEED TO CUT THE LONG PIECES OFF AND MAKE HER HAVE A CUTE PIXIE-CUT OR SOMETHING. I WILL NOT HAVE A NIECE WHO IS A BAY CITY ROLLER!
She has an appointment with Mr. Kenneth on Tuesday. Until then, we are dressing her in plaid and making her wear bell bottoms.
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