Friday, September 01, 2006
This week, I spent Wednesday night in the emergency room for some unknown stomach problem. Why do unknown stomach problems always occur at 1 in the morning? Can't stomachs become terribly upset at, say, 11 in the morning? Well, it will be more fun tests and boring food for me.
And then tonight, my car died. It needed a new car battery. Why do cars always die and need new batteries on Friday nights at the start of holiday weekends? Come to think of it, I suppose there is no convenient time for the car to die.
If you believe these sorts of things come in 3s, then you're probably wondering what the next one will be...
3 comments:
I suspect an ulcer! Have you been taking a lot of Motrin lately?
I sympathize. My well pump has gone out twice in 25 years; both times the house was full of guests. Two years ago my furnace gave out on Christmas Morning. What's with that! I think it's proof that God or gods exist and they crack me up.
No Motrin, but I would not be surprised if it were a preulcerous kind of thing. Crackers are my friend.
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