BECCA'S RESUME

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Executive Summary: tenacious and imaginative scientist specializing in innovative parental irritants. Work for the joy of it, no pay required.

Most recent assignments:

  • spraying Lysol in eye
  • flushing sock down preschool toilet
  • looking for the source of the bubbles in a jacuzzi
  • diving head first into the deep end of a pool
  • picking up a small dog by its ear
  • picking other child's nose

Accepting all valid research proposals. Will provide photos or video with your final report. References on request (call early, they get frazzled easily).

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