Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Executive Summary: tenacious and imaginative scientist specializing in innovative parental irritants. Work for the joy of it, no pay required.
Most recent assignments:
- spraying Lysol in eye
- flushing sock down preschool toilet
- looking for the source of the bubbles in a jacuzzi
- diving head first into the deep end of a pool
- picking up a small dog by its ear
- picking other child's nose
Accepting all valid research proposals. Will provide photos or video with your final report. References on request (call early, they get frazzled easily).
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